Why am I filling out my own survey? Shouldn’t there be people to interview me? I know that everyone’s obsessed with me and my friends now because of the whole “Justin Crew” incident, but really? Are we that fascinating?
Fine, fine. Norah won’t stop giving me that pathetic puppy face she likes to pull. Manipulative little thing she’s become! I taught her well ;)
Name: Claudia DiMeglio
Age: 15…but I look more like 18. It’s part of being Italian, and a DiMeglio. It's also why I apply Murad lotion as religiously as a nun reads her Bible.
Favorite Food: Hello, look at my last name people. Grandma Anzia’s homemade lasagna.
Favorite Activities: Being an amazing actress and beating senior girls out of roles in plays; giving unfortunate people makeovers (cough cough, Paisley); David Yurman – yes, buying his bracelets counts as a activity; and NOT listening to Justin Crew, thank you very much.
Who was the last baby you held? What the hell kind of survey is this? I don’t like babies.
What book are you reading right now? Fifty Shades of Gray…just like the rest of the world. I’m kind of intrigued/disturbed/in love/totally hate it. It was in Alexis’s room. I’m starting to think she’s even skankier than I thought.
Ever had a near death experience? Does almost having to stay overnight in a stolen BMW in the middle of nowhere count?
Last phone call? Brynn. To tell her she owes me a meal from Trattoria Il Panino for agreeing that I would fill this out.
I’m sure Norah and Paisley will be more cooperative. However, you should just know that Paisley is mentally unstable – if you haven’t figured that out already. This whole “Justin” thing was her idea, anyway.
- C
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